Cuddlr

[worthmorethana]

Alfred Thaddeus Crane Pennyworth (Old Enough) If you've chosen to actually contact me on this service, I should think we'll have better luck learning one another through discussion than through a random assortment of facts. All the same, I appreciate your perusal.

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[gbpp]

{Run; 'cuddlr spam'}
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[worthmorethana]

Are you quite sure of that, sir?

[gbpp]

Oh yeah, definitely

[worthmorethana]

As you wish.

And how did you happen to come across my listing? I'm curious, you see, as I admit that I am not, perhaps, the typical import to this place.

[gbpp]

Wrote a script.

[worthmorethana]

Clearly the best way to convince others that your interest in them is genuine.

[gbpp]

Liking someone based on their photo and whatever words they use to describe themselves is shallow, isn't it?

[worthmorethana]

Being intrigued or curious about them and contacting them for more information on that basis, however, is entirely reasonable.

Interest in all can appear to some as true interest in none. As if people are interchangeable to you. And I suppose there are those who would be interested in such an exchange of consensual physical intimacy. But there are others who may not feel that way.

[gbpp]

[TL;DR, ALFRED. TL;DR]

So I didn't make you feel special and now you're sad?

[worthmorethana]

I'm an old man and I don't particularly care. I only mentioned it as I'd hate for you to lose an opportunity that may have been worth a more earnest message.

[gbpp]

It was a quick way to get a feel for the kinds of people posting profiles on this thing.

There's more to being interested than just being interested in a particular person. I think. That made sense to me anyway.

How do you get your quota filled, anyway?

[worthmorethana]

I believe the mechanism was rather self-explanatory.

But I'm rather new around here, so I'll admit that the practical application of the information isn't exactly in my experience. At least not here.

[gbpp]

Maybe it's really none of my business.

[worthmorethana]

Unless you're particularly interested in the physical intimacy of a man over the age of sixty.

[gbpp]

Then it really isn't.

[lassoes]

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[worthmorethana]

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I can admit I was somewhat surprised to see that green check mark.

How do you fare, Miss Prince? If you don't mind me asking.

[lassoes]

All well, Mr. Pennyworth. I was hoping to find a familiar face, and was lucky enough to come across one. Have you been here long?

[worthmorethana]

I suspect I've been here roughly as long as you have, though I would assume you've probably been more productive.

[lassoes]

That depends entirely on how you've been spending your time. I've encountered two people with the name Bruce Wayne, yet neither resemble the one we both know.

[worthmorethana]

...I'm sorry, did you just say there are TWO Bruce Waynes here?

[lassoes]

Definitely more productive, in that case.

Two that I know of, I'm still searching through this app. I've found two Clark Kents as well, if that interests you.

[worthmorethana]

Somewhat, I suppose. Though I'll admit the first is somewhat more pertinent to my concerns.

I hadn't gone searching through here yet. But now, I think, I'll start looking around.

[lassoes]

I met one and have a date planned with the other. Should I tell them to track you down?

[worthmorethana]

I'll see about contacting the myself, I think. But thank you for the offer.

[lassoes]

No thanks needed.

Now, about our date.

[worthmorethana]

We'll be having a date, then?

All right. Would you care to share lunch, dinner, breakfast?

[lassoes]

Yes.

I can treat you to lunch sometime, if you'll stop by.

[worthmorethana]

I'm sure I'd quite enjoy that, Miss Prince. Let me know when it would be convenient to you.

[mindmeld]

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[ An individual who actually speaks sensibly? Have a check, even if Spock is in complete agreement with the sentiment displayed in the profile. ]

[worthmorethana]

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I don't believe we'd be compatible in the more intimate sense, but I certainly wouldn't mind a game of chess.

[mindmeld]

I concur with your assessment. Chess is acceptable. Perhaps at a future time?

[worthmorethana]

Certainly. At your earliest convenience. I admit, my schedule is not exactly loaded.

[mmiab]

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I just have to say: what a name

[worthmorethana]

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Thank you. I've always rather liked it.

[mmiab]

Your parents did a very good job

So! Your favourite discussion starter? Let's do some getting to know

[worthmorethana]

I will admit to being somewhat rusty in that respect.

What brought you to my page, if you don't mind me asking?

[mmiab]

Ah

If I were to say "spite" that would sound a bit dodgy wouldn't it. Let's say I CAME out of spite but I STAYED for the excellent name, good taste in specs and frankly impeccable bowtie.

[worthmorethana]

More familiar than anything.

I'm curious why spite might have gotten you here, though. Does someone think an older man might not appreciate a conversation?

[mmiab]

Not exactly. A stranger took the time out of his day to leave me a cross, apparently for the sake of practicality. So I thought I'd take some time out of mine to use this nifty little bit of programming to leave some ticks and make some friends

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I couldn't agree more.